Style Vs Substance

a favour to help out dic...

so i was playin my game..san andreas on friday nite and e fone rang....picked it up and delighted tht it was my bro...so i needa do him a favour e next day which was sat to carry sum stuffs for delivery....so since i've nt met up wif him for quite sum time y not??so it'll b 6 45 under his blk...

bla bla bla...was told to look presentable cuz we're goin hotels and all....so t shirt and jeans wud b alrite...waited fer him under his blk...he came down wif my other bro abin wif his wife and kids and dic's mom...(my step mom)..so dic said juz walk abin to his car den we're off.....but we're like headinto like a canopy...a bbq place..with balloons hangin arnd at every corner..i was like wad e??my sis..her daugter were all there..another bro was there....and...2 cakes on e table...i was still like..dunnoe wads happeninng till dic told me to look wads written on e cake..."congratulations on your achievement maman".woooooooooo...agahahax....e other cake was for my step mom of retirement after werkin for 30 years of service with SIA...nono...shes nt an air stewardess la...ahaha..so we ate....and ate..BBQ.bla bla bla...and we played uno attack..1st forfeit.....was to put a balloon on top of ure head and poke it..2nd forfeit was to drink up quater of a cup of oil....yea its edible..but...u knw....3rd forfeit was to get e left over cake smashed on ure face....so i gt away wif all...i won.ahahah...nicholas had to drink up e oil...sis had to get her face smashed wif cakes...and e daughter was laughing.my eldest bro handed her brush of oil and to paint on her face....she did it..dic had to do e 1st forfeit....

here cUms e fun part...hahaha..all along e BBQ...dic has been bringin down vodka in cans..ahaha..so noone knew..it was absolute mandarin mixed wif orange squash..so its like...e vodka is left at a corner...and my eldest bro will go to it every now and den and mixed it...and he'll ask for more.and more birdnest.....cuz dic was usin a birdnest can...ahahax...after awhile he starts talkin shit.my step mom had no idea at all....dic brought down his big fat cat..its 8 kg..imagine tht...he even bought a pet colonge for boy boy.....ahaha....

so dics frends came..2 of em..alex and dawn..chilled out and all...damn...alex was Hot..shes 1.78 in height...taller den me..mucH taller den me....jap looking face...studies in NUS.and shes 20..so fair summore....den headed up to dic's room..his majesty...had shower...damn..stereo system in e bathroom...bla bla bla...lit up candles...dim light tht makes it so cozy...bossa nova music at e back grnd..we had vodka again...but my head wasnt goin anywhere....and we played uno attack again..1st forfeit...e loser kiss on e lips of e 2nd loder for 5 secs...2nd forfeit was to lick the 2nd loser's ear.3rd forfeit was to stuck up all ure holes wif tissue..except mouth.ahaha..damn...dic had to kiss me...dic had to lick nic's ear...and i had to stuck all e tissues on my nose and ears....bla bla.had wine frm jacob's creek while playin..guess im nt sucha wine-O kinda guy...i drank like gulping it down..when i had to sip..-_-...so i finished nic's wine too..and bAm!!my dad called to go hm....wad e ..its like 330 am in e morn already la...so left wif no choice..headed down wif dawn and alex..urghz..

err....i was stoned all e way during work today..and...i think i gt a wisdom tooth cuMin out..thts y im havin fever...urghz!...thanks jansen for e info.

posted by mAmaN...mAn-O... @ 10:00 PM